Bwahahahah

[pyjamapants]

I had the occasion on TPP Chatzy tonight to dig through my email for this gem of an article about the 5 Most Baffling Sex Scenes in the History of Fan Fiction.

Set aside all liquids before reading.

Comments

[elise-wanderer.livejournal.com]

That is HILARIOUS! And awful, all at the same time. I particularly liked, "See, this is the problem with the Internet: anonymity. Online, you can post multi-chapter porno fantasies about the Sunday comics, then you get to return to your normal life without people realizing they probably need to avoid you."

Ain't it the truth!

[persevero.livejournal.com]

That's where I realised that the author means *us*. That's part of the fun, actually. 'You may see me as a scientist/lawyer/consular official/whatever, but I secretly write slash fanfiction...'

[pyjamapants.livejournal.com]

Indeed. Sadly, a good number of my RL friends know about my fan fiction addiction. I'm absolute shit at keeping secrets — especially my own.

I even prattled on to my mom about The Witches of Gilford, even though it was her clever arrangement of disparate book series that caused it. Fortunately, kept mouth shut about spanking fic.