Bwahahahah

[pyjamapants]

I had the occasion on TPP Chatzy tonight to dig through my email for this gem of an article about the 5 Most Baffling Sex Scenes in the History of Fan Fiction.

Set aside all liquids before reading.

Comments

[valady.livejournal.com]

Think I need some brain bleach after reading that... funny but SCARY!
LOL

[pyjamapants.livejournal.com]

Loans you brain loofah.

[elise-wanderer.livejournal.com]

That is HILARIOUS! And awful, all at the same time. I particularly liked, "See, this is the problem with the Internet: anonymity. Online, you can post multi-chapter porno fantasies about the Sunday comics, then you get to return to your normal life without people realizing they probably need to avoid you."

Ain't it the truth!

[persevero.livejournal.com]

That's where I realised that the author means *us*. That's part of the fun, actually. 'You may see me as a scientist/lawyer/consular official/whatever, but I secretly write slash fanfiction...'

[pyjamapants.livejournal.com]

Indeed. Sadly, a good number of my RL friends know about my fan fiction addiction. I'm absolute shit at keeping secrets — especially my own.

I even prattled on to my mom about The Witches of Gilford, even though it was her clever arrangement of disparate book series that caused it. Fortunately, kept mouth shut about spanking fic.

[persevero.livejournal.com]

It's only when you get to number five that you realise number one is the least objectionable, however extra-implausible. The author clearly doesn't realise *that* there's plenty of Weasley twincest out there. Hmm - contemplates Picard/Jones. Maybe not at this time of the morning...

[pyjamapants.livejournal.com]

I've seen far worse ideas out there than what was mentioned here. But, I'll admit these had a universal appeal that puts them above Filch/Any Character.

[dressagegrrrl.livejournal.com]

That's HILARIOUS!!!! I'm at work, and I laughed/coughed until my traders rolled back into my office looking concerned.

Do you mind if I yoink and repost in my blog with credit?

[pyjamapants.livejournal.com]

Not a problem! I'm happy to help the world giggle! Post away!

OMG!!!!!!

[tinytexans.livejournal.com]

"slacks are not hot. You've never heard a love song with the word "slacks" in it. Even less hot than slacks are bulging leggings, particularly when they're barely concealing an elven boner."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Yeah, and the Lance Bass one made me put down my cake. :P

"And who better to guide this nubile young man, not just in his quest for the artifact, but also in his quest for self-discovery (read: dong) than Dr. Indiana Jones" Honestly... this was HILARIOUS!!!!! Thanks for posting the link!!!

Re: OMG!!!!!!

[pyjamapants.livejournal.com]

:)

I think that one could have only been worse if it had been an Agent Smith and Elrond crossover.

[voxangelus.livejournal.com]

!

I know I'm supposed to be on fandom hiatus, but I hate missing a chat. It's my only social life. (or at least it seems like it!)

[pyjamapants.livejournal.com]

*groans*

It was fun.... but I'm feeling a bit guilty for all the other stuff I ought to have been doing.