Unfortunate News

[pyjamapants]

Dear flist,

A short time ago, kittylefish  and I joined forces to write an April Fool's tale regarding Severus Snape under our shared penname, pervelicious . Unfortunately, recent attention from the quiz_sshg  has resulted in further scrutiny from corners of the world best left undisturbed. Anyone interested in reading The Golden Ring should hie thee to the quiz now and read our joint effort before it is pulled from the internet. Honestly, we were very, very excited about having made the quiz until we received the following email:

From: SSnape@hogwarts.edu.uk

Subject: Cease and Desist!

 

 

Ms LeFish and Ms Pants:

 

I see you are not satisfied with the havoc you have wrought thus far with your slanderous tale. My solicitors have informed me that not only have your associates encouraged others to read your repugnant story, but now you are 'featured' on the quiz_sshg. Yes, my solicitors have been monitoring any venues through which you might strive to promote your warped version of events that may or may not have transpired. To further compound matters, I am told you have now circulated a photograph from one of our liaisons. You both assured me that no cameras were present at the time of our encounter.

 

I will NOT be subjected to further indignity, Ms LeFish and Ms Pants. You may expect a cease and desist order from my solicitors forthwith. 

 

If you fail to respond appropriately, I may find it necessary to use other means at my disposal. I suggest you not force the issue; I assure you, should you do so, you will not be pleased with the outcome.

 

Sincerely,

 

Severus Snape

 

 

cc: Mr. Bartholomew Q. Boop, Senior Partner

    Boop, Boop, Dittom and Dottom

So, please, go read our story. Review! (We promise the effort will be worth your while.)

Oh, and in case you were wondering what picture Severus Snape was referencing, here's our AWESOME BANNER!

Comments

[natasnape.livejournal.com]

LOL PJPants, you got me with that one. Perfect letter! Thanks for sharing.

*off to read the doomed story*

[pyjamapants.livejournal.com]

*grins*

Glad we ensnared you. Hope you weren't too traumatized by the story. :)

[morethansirius.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahaha! You guys are too much!

Just remember that you both outted yourselves. We at the quiz were very careful to only reference pervelicious in hopes that Mr. Snape's attorneys could not find you to directly serve you with letters or summons. We at the quiz have alerted our own attorneys, Dewey, Cheatem & Howe, in case of further action by Mr. Snape.

[pyjamapants.livejournal.com]

*stares glassy-eyed at computer*

What? I don't remember outing us!

Musta been Imperius!

[dynonugget.livejournal.com]

ROFL! That's too funny!

[pyjamapants.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Glad we made you giggle!

[sc010f.livejournal.com]

*gigglesnort*

Congrats on the shiny AND the letter! ;)

[pyjamapants.livejournal.com]

Thanks! It is an honor to have made the sex toy quiz!!!!!!!!

[sunnythirty3.livejournal.com]

Ms Pants and Ms Fish. ROFL

[pyjamapants.livejournal.com]

:D

Snape's a silly one, ain't he?

[mollyssister.livejournal.com]

That is my favorite banner that T made. Its got naughty indendio all over it. No I can spell. have been into the wine. I am sorry Mr. Q Bop wants to litigate. Maybe we should just sell naked pics of Snape on the internet as black mail?