Quivering with excitement

Sooooo, ya know how Mr. PJ took over cooking duties for the summer and I was subjected treated to meal after meal of chicken sausage, a vegetable, and potato (baked, tater tots, or sweet)?

I've been DYING to get back into the kitchen. Earlier this week, I cooked a pork shoulder in apple cider with granny smith apples and carrots in the crock pot. But tonight! Tonight's dinner! (and yes, I realize at 12:30 A.M. I really shouldn't be call this dinner... but hey... we've been going to bed just before the sun comes up) The turkey just came out of the oven! And artisan bread is in there while the turkey rests! And chipotle sweet potatoes! And asparagus with curry yogurt sauce! 

*dies*

I really ought to take pictures to post to food_porn, but I'll be too busy eating.

This might be the most exciting thing that's happened all month.

A Joke?

I'm feeling a bit cranky for a variety of reasons. Inexplicably, my shoulders and hands are VERY angry with me, and it hurts to turn my neck. Then there's the night bug prep ahead of me.

I could do with a little cheering.

What's your favorite joke?