Group Stress Relief

Helllooooooo, flist. Some of you fine ladies and gentlemen seem to be having shitty days lately. I am here to bring you group stress relief. Now, even if your days have only been mildly shitty, or heck, even if they've turned from shitty to awesome, you're encouraged to play along. The more the merrier.

Now, once upon a time when PJ was in high school, there was this fantastic teacher. We'll call him Mr. Brown. Now, Mr. Brown taught the Junior Year nerd track. And Junior was when we started having AP classes and SATs and all the college info started rolling in... and chemistry. *shudder*

Needless to say, we juniors were often a stressed bunch. Now, Mr. Brown had a few tricks up his sleeve to help us stressed little kids (well, WE thought we were stressed anyway.... oh, hindsight...). Anyway, once or twice a quarter, Mr. Brown would stand at the front of the class, with his fists in the air. From the second he opened his fists to the second he closed them, our entire class (oh, yes, our entire class... half girls at least, God bless Mr. Brown) screamed. At the top of our lungs. Damn fine stress relief.

( Ready? Take a deep breath! )

Happiest of Birthdays to Lulabelle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Lula, Lula, Lula,

Where to even begin? You are a lightening rod of the fandom, attracting fangirls from far and wide. It's been such a joy getting to know you over the past year. Your posts are always a treat (from the Sculpey ponies and phalluses to the copious smutty fic recs). 

Prompt me, and I shall endeavor to craft something worthy of a birthday gift for you, dear.

I hope it's been a lovely day, and that the next year treats you well.

*hugs*

Hey Tudorpot!

Happy birthday!!!!!!!!!

 I've only got to know you a teensy bit since I caught you in my web of pre-con friending. I really wish I could have met you this summer, but alas, it was not fated. Here's hoping that the next year will find us in the same town, tipping back drinks and noshing on tasties. My eyes will thoroughly glaze over in the process of your sewing prowess.

I hope your day has treated you well and that the year ahead is filled with joy.

Please deliver a prompt so that I may write you a birthday treat!