Bwahahahah

[pyjamapants]

I had the occasion on TPP Chatzy tonight to dig through my email for this gem of an article about the 5 Most Baffling Sex Scenes in the History of Fan Fiction.

Set aside all liquids before reading.

Comments

[valady.livejournal.com]

Think I need some brain bleach after reading that... funny but SCARY!
LOL

[elise-wanderer.livejournal.com]

That is HILARIOUS! And awful, all at the same time. I particularly liked, "See, this is the problem with the Internet: anonymity. Online, you can post multi-chapter porno fantasies about the Sunday comics, then you get to return to your normal life without people realizing they probably need to avoid you."

Ain't it the truth!

[persevero.livejournal.com]

It's only when you get to number five that you realise number one is the least objectionable, however extra-implausible. The author clearly doesn't realise *that* there's plenty of Weasley twincest out there. Hmm - contemplates Picard/Jones. Maybe not at this time of the morning...

[dressagegrrrl.livejournal.com]

That's HILARIOUS!!!! I'm at work, and I laughed/coughed until my traders rolled back into my office looking concerned.

Do you mind if I yoink and repost in my blog with credit?

OMG!!!!!!

[tinytexans.livejournal.com]

"slacks are not hot. You've never heard a love song with the word "slacks" in it. Even less hot than slacks are bulging leggings, particularly when they're barely concealing an elven boner."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Yeah, and the Lance Bass one made me put down my cake. :P

"And who better to guide this nubile young man, not just in his quest for the artifact, but also in his quest for self-discovery (read: dong) than Dr. Indiana Jones" Honestly... this was HILARIOUS!!!!! Thanks for posting the link!!!

[voxangelus.livejournal.com]

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I know I'm supposed to be on fandom hiatus, but I hate missing a chat. It's my only social life. (or at least it seems like it!)