Bwahahahah

[pyjamapants]

I had the occasion on TPP Chatzy tonight to dig through my email for this gem of an article about the 5 Most Baffling Sex Scenes in the History of Fan Fiction.

Set aside all liquids before reading.

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OMG!!!!!!

[tinytexans.livejournal.com]

"slacks are not hot. You've never heard a love song with the word "slacks" in it. Even less hot than slacks are bulging leggings, particularly when they're barely concealing an elven boner."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Yeah, and the Lance Bass one made me put down my cake. :P

"And who better to guide this nubile young man, not just in his quest for the artifact, but also in his quest for self-discovery (read: dong) than Dr. Indiana Jones" Honestly... this was HILARIOUS!!!!! Thanks for posting the link!!!

Re: OMG!!!!!!

[pyjamapants.livejournal.com]

:)

I think that one could have only been worse if it had been an Agent Smith and Elrond crossover.