Hunh? and grumble

[pyjamapants]

So, the humour in the house most often occurs because Mr. PJPants mumbles and I myself can't hear for crap anyway.

Overhead tonight:

Mr. PJPants: Man, this Kroger sausage kind of poops when you cook it.
PJPants: *hilarious laughter, runs to kitchen so see what the hell 'pooping sausage' looks like*
Mr. PJPants: (realizing what had occurred immediately upon my arrival) Poof! I said Poof! The sausage poofs!
PJPants: *still laughing hilariously, returns to computer*

This actually was much funnier earlier, but @#$%ing Norton AntiVirus thought that LJ was attacking us. Just in case anyone else runs into this, there's a blurb at the top of the LJ help page.

Comments

[lulabelle72.livejournal.com]

LJ attacking us... BWAHAHAHA! Stop, stop. Seriously. You're killing me.

Okay, and yes, I would've *run* into the kitchen to see this disgusting sausage pooping.

[pyjamapants.livejournal.com]

Oh, NAV said even more than that. It said it thwarted an attack from lulabelle72.livejournal.com.

It looks like they've managed to fix it though.

[lulabelle72.livejournal.com]

Oh, well, that was me, actually. I was going to take over your computer. First, I'd change your wallpaper to Gilderoy Lockhart and Minerva en flagrante. Then I was going to change your favorites list to be an extensive list of BDSM and Organic Baby Diapers references. After that, I'd planned on changing the layout of your LJ to be wall-to-wall puppies with "Pyjamapants: Mass Murderer for Hire and Also Goat Milking Servies Available." Last, I was going to go into your story and make Snape a little more fluffy and adorable. I'd start with his hair, making it a shining mass of spiffy clean locks.

Wow. Lucky you've got NAV.

[pyjamapants.livejournal.com]

Oh.... you are SO getting 83 memes.

Especially for the adorable Snape bit.